my life started at the same year with liam, zayn and niall. i'm kinda senior to harry and junior to louis. one direction gives me smile whenever people around me give me shit!! i love them!!
What One Direction sing in the shower
| Liam: | sunshine, lollipops, rainbows everywhere |
| Zayn: | I'm sexy and I know it |
| Harry: | Its getting hot in here so take off all your clothes |
| Louis: | G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S yeaaaaaaah |
| Niall: | Ba da da da da I'm lovin it |
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Harry searching for Louis’ hand. [x]
(Source: curlyhairedjoker, via twogirlsonedirectionn)
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Harry Styles (via fuckyeahzarry)
Zayn can be very quiet sometimes. Also, Zayn sleeps — A LOT. Zayn always sleeps in. And we are always late because he sleeps in! I also like pulling pranks on Zayn — he’s good about pranks, he thinks they’re funny.
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One Direction clears rumors (interview with hot99.5)
(via fuckyeahzarry)
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Courage. Masha’Allah.
(Source: thefortunatemuslim, via islamicthinking)
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Zerrie came out, Baby Lux is hiding, 1D took nerf guns to MIB3, Liam isnt good at math, Harry punched someone. To think it’s only Wednesday.
(Source: insane-with-zayn, via adorkwithattitude)
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The boys in jail:
| Louis: | BITCH let me tell you one thing. Guys with faces like yours do not hit on guys with asses like mine. Bitch I will cut you. #2fab4jail I HOPE you are not checking out my $20,000 designer pants with the Dolce&Gabbana jacket, I will personally take your first born child *z formation finger snap* |
| Harry: | LOUIS BABY I JUST WANT SEX THAT'S ALL I WANT. GET AWAY FROM ME EW IS THAT A VAGINA OHMYGOD LORD SAVE MY SOUL. At least I can tweet "my cheese sandwich was nice". Yeah, that's a pretty good update on my day today. *proceeds to take a black and white instagram picture captioned 'I got no BARS on my phone service. haha geddit .. because.. bars'* |
| Liam: | I am terrible sorry sir, there must be a misunderstanding, please let us out, let us discuss this in a civil manner. Do you want my flashing toothbrush? You can have it. Oh, and you, sir with the tattoos, do not touch me that way, I don't think I am comforta--I'm sorry was that too mean, wow I need to reevaluate my life, I am ruining people's souls, here's a foot massage to make it up. |
| Zayn: | Home sweet home. *tweets* "Sometimes life offers you choices of which you have no guidance over, all we can do it close our eyes and enjoy the rush of existence, or it may pass us by. aha :) xx" |
| Niall: | Was da craiccc hahahah--what is this shit. Where's my caviar with chilled gazpacho or pureed vegetable soup, garnished with basil or a sprig of cilantro and served in individual containers already divided into the correct portions?? Peas with water is not acceptable in horanland. |
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In the jail cell
| Tough Criminal: | Whatchu in for kid |
| Louis: | *crying* My boyfriend punched someone |
| Tough Criminal: | Stop crying you pansy |
| Louis: | But they put us in different cells and i cant comfort him with sex now |
| Tough Criminal: | *goes to punch Louis* |
| Louis: | DON'T TOUCH ME IM FAMOUS |
| Louis: | *Struts out of jail cell snapping his fingers in a Z formation* |
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